Of my amazing cat hat:
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
As long as you don't tell them how remarkably difficult it is to take a picture of yourself encompassing both anthropomorphic kitty ears and dangly pom-poms.
Rest assured, I will be wearing this hat all possible hours of the day for at least a week. You will have plenty of chances to mock me. And I won't care.
Because I have a cat hat.
Pattern found here, not that I exactly followed it, per se...