In an effort to lessen my hermit tendencies by actually being able to have people over, I WILL be cleaning my apartment tomorrow. FOR REAL. Now I must do it because IT IS WRITTEN.
Note to self, when you start dicking around on the internet at appointed cleaning time:
YOU! Stop it. Your apartment is gross, like woah. The only acceptable alternative to cleaning is FINDING A DAMN JOB. Which does not mean looking at hilarious Craigslist personal ads or postings for free things. If you are not actively sending out or editing resumes, it does not count.
CLEAN OR GET MONEYS OR NO MORE ZOMBIE KILLING FOR YOU. ULTIMATUM ENFORCEMENT.